It exists... a guy who would tell you anyone but him. He may be cool but it can't be him. You may think he's a good person but it can't be him. You can't be alone together. You can't fall for him. You can't look at him without his glasses on. Only a fool like me would obey him.

(Source: Intercross)

Included one-shot: Kyou mo Kimi ni Muchuu no Byouki